Another smoking baby, this time also with a drinking problem
Chris Spags I’m not going to cast aspersions on all of Asia, but what the hell are you people doing to your babies over there? Meet Ya Wen, a Chinese three-year-old girl who picked up the unseemly habit of smoking a pack of cigarettes and drinking three beers each day after getting hit by a van one year ago. Ardi Rizal, you’ve met your match.
According to a report in the Daily Mail, little Ya Wen, pictured left, fell into a coma for five days after the none-too-fun event of getting hit by a speeding van.
Her mother, Gao, says that her personality changed since leaving the hospital.
Gao told the Mail, “She likes drinking. Three glasses of beer is no problem to her.”
Unfortunately for all of the three-year-old Chinese boys reading this (this site is the equivalent of Sesame Street in China; don’t fact-check that), Ya may not be available to be your future ex-wife and/or drunken bar hook-up. Gao also says that Ya only likes boys clothes now and will cry if she doesn’t get to wear them.
The family is trying to get her off cigarettes but she still cries whenever she sees one.
I think the problem I had most with the other little smoking fat kid was that he was out there living it up, enjoying life too much. But Ya looks pretty sad, like she smokes to forget. If a little kid has to smoke, that’s how I want them to look. Stupid Ardi Rizal was running around like he was Jim Belushi reincarnate as a little Sumatran boy who looks vaguely like a Muppet Babies version of Buddha.
Toddler who survived van crash now addicted to cigarettes and beer [Daily Mail]
New Smoking Baby Drinks Three Beers a Day, Too [Gawker]
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