Arkansas police will tase a 10 year-old girl

If you’re a 10 year-old girl, I’d get my ass out of Arkansas as soon as possible. A mother called the police on her daughter because, well we don’t really know why, but I assume it’s because she had some TV to watch and fried food to eat and, as a result, “didn’t have time for no fancy parentin’.” So the police naturally blamed the 10 year-old girl and tased her.

Ozark Police Chief Jim Noggle says one of his officers used a Taser on a 10-year-old girl who was combative when the officer tried to get the girl into a patrol car to be taken to a youth shelter.

Noggle said Tuesday that officer Dustin Bradshaw went to the girl’s home after her mother called police.

According to a report filed by Bradshaw on Thursday, the officer found the girl on the floor of the house screaming and crying. She refused to follow her mother’s instructions and the mother told Bradshaw to use his Taser.

Bradshaw carried the girl to the living room and told her she was going to jail, according to the report. The girl was violently kicking, the report said, and struck Bradshaw in the groin with her legs and feet. The report said Bradshaw administered a “very, very brief” stun with the Taser, put the girl in handcuffs and carried her to his patrol car. She was taken to the Western Arkansas Youth Shelter in Cecil.

Kids are really annoying, so don’t get what I’m about to say confused. But I can’t see any scenario in which a mom who’d call the police on her daughter would be the one who’s the victim while the little girl gets tased. Newsflash: Children are a product of their environment. I doubt Mama Bear was there baking cookies and helping her with her math homework. The closest she probably got to teaching her daughter how to read was the nutritional information on a pack of Cheetos. “See that thar Monododium Glutamate? That just means that the Cheetos were send from little Baby Jesus to make our hearts happy. Now get back to the basement and stir mommy’s moonshine ‘fore I redden up your hindquarters. You know mommy can’t deal with the pains of livin’ without her Bathtub Happy Juice!” Yes, this is how white trash people in Arkansas talk in my head and no one with a straw hat will ever tell me otherwise.

[Fox News]

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