Baby boy gets upset over not being one of the “Single Ladies”

Back when the show existed, I bet the easiest job in the world was getting video for the show “Kids Say the Darndest Things.” Kids so regularly make complete asses of themselves, the job does itself. But still, it is pretty adorable. Check out this little baby boy and his embarrassing love of the Beyonce song “Single Ladies.”

So there you have it. Beyonce is solely responsible for the downfall of masculinity in society. And here we all thought it was skinny jeans and Chace Crawford. Nope, all Beyonce.

I just hope this baby gets himself back on track soon. If I were his parents, I’d have pulled over the car and immediately made him smoke a cigar and kill a deer with his bare hands. No boy of mine is going to be getting female empowerment from a former Destiny’s Child member. If you need to feel like a strong woman, stick to Aretha Franklin. At least if you squint your eyes, she sort of looks like an ex NFL lineman.

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