Baby gets hit by train, survives

Real or fake? An Australian mom tuned out for a second as her stroller, chock full of baby, rolled in front of an oncoming train. The baby survived with just a bump on the head. Holy sh*tness after the jump.

If this is a real thing, thank God the baby survived. I’m pretty sure as a parent, you probably couldn’t rebound from “I stopped paying attention and my baby rolled in front of a train.” Probably the worst thing that could ever happen to you as a parent.

At the same time, if this is real, I would not ever want to cross this baby. He survived A TRAIN ROLLING OVER HIM. I’m pretty confident I could beat up armies of babies if I had to since they’re not very athletic and very squishy, but if I saw this baby in a dark alley I’d probably walk the other way. They say Train Baby is the King of these streets.

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