Would you bang this girl who’s trying to sleep with 100,000 men?

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Polish girl Ania Lisewska is trying to get some of that good loving from 100,000 dudes from every city in the world. Would you give her the ol’ high hard one?

In an interview with the Austrian Times, Lisewska said, “I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men. In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill.”

The 21-year-old has a “serious” boyfriend but is still chasing the dream of banging out all those guys at 20 minutes per fella. She told Polish site Fakt.pl that she’s already slain 284 men in her quest for vaginal enlightenment.

Here’s what I’d deem a good photo of Ania:

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Here’s what I would deem to be a more accurate photo of her:

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Not trying to look a gift hippo in the mouth or anything here, but I probably wouldn’t have sex with her if she’d slept with zero people, let alone 100,000. And does she even realize the time commitment here? My math says that’d be about 33,333 hours, which equals 1,388 days. About 3.8 years of sitting around with a dick in some orifice, not even accounting all of the time spent finding and bedding all these gentlemen. That’s a lot to ask.

Additionally, if the penises hit the average length of 5.5 inches overall, she’d be taking 45,833 feet of dong…the equivalent of 8.68 miles of man meat.

I’m not saying it’s not possible, mind you. I’m just saying that’s absolutely horrific.

So would you be one of the Tenth of a Million Man Splooge?

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