Banned Mormon cartoon teaches about the birth of black people

The Book of Mormon was roundly castrated on South Park a couple years back, and the message was spot on. Mormons may very well believe in something absurd, but they’re good people, so more power to them. Well, after seeing this cartoon about Mormons and the birth of black people, it may be time to reevaluate that stance.

Personally, I’d be a fan of seeing the Mormons and the Scientologists go into Thunderdome with only one somewhat-insane religion emerging. It’d be like a consolidation of power. At the same time, you can’t love the Scientologists’ chance in that battle. Have you seen the size of some of the football players at traditional Mormon school Brigham Young University? You think little 5’4 Tom Cruise and John Travolta would be able to withstand that onslaught? In spite of what over-produced action movies have taught us about those two, it seems pretty obvious that there’d be some 6’5 250 pound Mormon dude flossing his teeth with Tom Cruise within five minutes.

I’d have to think Xenu had better Space Planes though. Sorry Joseph Smith, but celestial sex doesn’t have anything on real alien-made engineering and space age polymers.

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