Barbie furries? Really??

I’ve mentioned here before that I don’t “get” many fetishes, not having one of my own. But if it makes people happy, more power to them. At the same time, it doesn’t make it any less creepy to see some of them in action. Like this, an Etsy.com collection of Barbie furries.

Oh, and the Barbies are anatomically correct. Just in case you weren’t perturbed enough.

So, look, if you want to dress up like Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog and bend over a gal dressed like a squirrel, by all means. But when we’re involving dolls, come on. There has never been a productive person of society who, when you walk into their apartment, you encounter action figures having sex. You don’t see GI Joe with a rod on a CEO’s desk too often.

Barbie Furries [Buzzfeed]
TWO BARBIES LEARNING THE FOX TROT, one of a Kind by LaVonne Sallee’ [Etsy]

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