Barbie’s Web site might want to look into new ads
Chris Spags It’s the season for holiday shopping, so a lot of people will probably be hitting up Barbie’s Web site for all the hottest trends in miniature plastic women with massive boobs. But when your child ends up at Barbie’s Web site, well, you probably don’t want her to see an advertisement for penile enlargement.
Then again, if anyone needs penile enlargement pills, it’d be a Ken doll. I can’t imagine how unsatisfied the ladies of Barbieland are. They probably just sit in their respective dream houses as Ken makes apologies with their heads in their hands. The only relief for the Barbies comes when the Harlem Globetrotters have a game in town. When Ken comes home and hears Sweet Georgia Brown blaring out the window along with 7 shadows and Barbie looking like a pig on the spittle at a luau, he probably just goes for a drive.
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