Be safe with your fireworks today, people
Haha, no, just kidding, blow your f-ing fingers off like an American. If you need a little inspiration to get you through the holiday, why not watch “Dangerous Games,” the best firework safety public service video ever made. These kids are so dumb they’re still playing old Game Boys in 2012. As they embark on an adventure of playing with the fakest M-80 I’ve ever seen, you’ll learn some valuable lessons about explosions. And then the douchebag in the idiotic costume appears and everything just goes crazy. If this guy shows up at your party, you have an awesome party and somebody’s going to die.