December 29, 2009 4:14 pm

Behold the power of the Booty Pop

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There’s been an increased fascination on the booty in recent years…a woman like Ice T’s wife Coco wouldn’t have been popular anywhere other than a Sir Mix-a-Lot video a mere 15 years ago. So how can women achieve that big booty look without all that eating of Steak’ums? Look no further than the “Booty Pop”.

I absolutely hate the pains women take to deceive us about how they really look. Push-up bras, Booty Pops, lots of make-up, fake tans…I could be having sex with a midget in a remote controlled human body and I’d have no idea until we’re actually getting down to it. Every time you go to a bar, there’s a 50% chance you’re going to hook up with Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Also Booty Pop seems like a great name for this product’s sales purposes…probably not a very delicious name for a soda.