Behold the power of the Booty Pop

There’s been an increased fascination on the booty in recent years…a woman like Ice T’s wife Coco wouldn’t have been popular anywhere other than a Sir Mix-a-Lot video a mere 15 years ago. So how can women achieve that big booty look without all that eating of Steak’ums? Look no further than the “Booty Pop”.

I absolutely hate the pains women take to deceive us about how they really look. Push-up bras, Booty Pops, lots of make-up, fake tans…I could be having sex with a midget in a remote controlled human body and I’d have no idea until we’re actually getting down to it. Every time you go to a bar, there’s a 50% chance you’re going to hook up with Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Also Booty Pop seems like a great name for this product’s sales purposes…probably not a very delicious name for a soda.

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