Being a superhero is difficult

Nobody ever said that continuing on the career path of a superhero would be easy. What with the sewing of costumes and having to run a lot. But I’m pretty sure you’d find it difficult it to know what you were getting into if you were in a situation like The Flash.

I get this is old and all, but how is this something that ropes readers in? If I were a kid seeing this, I’d probably go, “Oh cool, The Flash! Wait, why is he a puppet? Meh, time for me to get into hardcore pornography.” I don’t think that comes from a sexual attraction to puppets, but rather the puppets signaling the end of my youth due to how lame it is. Okay, perhaps a bit of a sexual attraction. You have to admit, there’s something very appealing to a mouth that can’t say no and opens via a well-placed string. It’s why Mute Becky the Mediocre Trapeze Artist was always the top attraction at the circus.

[thanks Carl for the tip]

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