Black lady versus Chinese lady in Chinatown bus fight

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

There are few things better in life than two people whom you wouldn’t expect in a fight getting into a fight in a public place. This is one of those situations when a black woman on a Chinatown bus in San Francisco gets into an altercation with a Chinese lady. Prepare for fireworks.


Translation via YouTube:

Old Man#1(0:01 Beat that bitches ass.
Old Lady#1(0:02): Don’t hit her.
Chinese Lady in the Pink(0:23): Don’t let that bitch bully you.
Chinese Lady: (0:09): This bitch got the nerve to yell at me for me asking her politely if i may sit down. (0.48): If that bitch didn’t want to let me sit down don’t mean she got to bitch at me. (0:59): I didn’t yell at you bitch why you going off on me. If I don’t stand up for myself, she won’t get scared. (1:44): Dare to f’ing pick on chinese people?
(2:05): This bitch hogging the seat and I asked nicely if I may sit and that bitch kept hogging the seat. She has no heart, always bullying chinese people.
Old Man#2(1:26): Hit that bitch.
Old Man#3(1:33): Beat that bitch ass.
Old Lady#2(1:37): Don’t fight no more.
Old Man#2((1:59): Beat the f out of her!

The translation is surprising to me. I would have thought that the lady said “I feel sorry for your mother.” Time to check off “make reference to a 16 year-old gangsta film in a real life situation” on my bucket list!

Anyway, pro-tip: Whenever you’re in a place filled with people who share an ethnic heritage to the person you’re squabbling with, just walk away. Unless you’re in a tete a tete with the Smurfs. You could probably just step on them. Assuming you’re not in your good shoes, of course. Smurf goo probably doesn’t come out easily, as Smurfette could certainly attest.

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