Bridal party breaks dock, falls into water
You know what’s a bad idea? Having the entire bridal party stand on a flimsy dock to take a picture. It ends exactly how it should end—with several of these big boned jackasses in the water.
And yet, despite the joy of seeing wet bridesmaids, it’s not the climax of the video. No sir, that comes when some social media savant remarks, “oh Catherine, this is going on Facebook.” No asshole, this isn’t just for your boss at work and your old college roommate. This is for the world to see. This is for every person with an internet connection to laugh at your misfortune.
Thanks for your stupidity. It made my Monday that much more enjoyable.