British Columbia being terrorized by kicks to groin

What’s more terrifying? A serial murderer, knowing the likelihood is pretty low of you being a victim, or a woman wantonly kicking random men in the groin so hard that their testicles embed in their stomach? If you live in British Columbia and chose door #2, it might be time for you to watch your ass.

Police in Langley are investigating after a woman kicked a man in the groin so hard he lost a testicle — the latest in a series of similar assaults.

“I just want to know what her problem is,” victim Anthony Clark, 22, said this week. “People like her shouldn’t be on the streets.”

Mr. Clark was walking in the Brookswood area of Langley in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk.

“I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me,” he said.

That’s when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.

You can read more gory details here.

So shouldn’t this be a hate crime? I mean she’s targeting a specific group of people probably due to some deeply held hatred of men and their yucky man parts. If they catch this chick, she should be prosecuted like any white supremacist or homophobe or Fox News commentator. At the very least, she should be kicking a labia or two just to even things out. I will not rest until this woman dislodges an ovary or something. Equal kicks for equal rights!

[National Post]

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