British girl banned from literally every bar and pub in England

Posted by Chris Spags on April 16th, 2010 at 10:50 am

England is fairly well known for its, ahem, liberal usage of alcohol. So when a 20-year-old girl is banned from literally every pub and bar in the country, well, she’s probably a bit of a problem. This is the story of Laura Hall.

laura hall 630x383 British girl banned from literally every bar and pub in England

According to the Daily Mail:

She has been convicted of a series of public order offences, and had flouted bans from pubs and clubs through local Pub-Watch schemes in her home town of Bromsgrove, Worcestershire.

Sergeant David Roberts, of West Mercia Police, said: ‘There have been some Drinking Banning Orders issued already but this is the first to be issued on a nationwide basis.

‘It bans Laura Hall from drinking or buying alcohol in any licensed premises across England and Wales. The conditions will also help to protect the public from the anti-social effects of Laura’s behaviour.’

It’s unclear what Hall’s been doing exactly other than just being just a drunken wreck, but I’d have to imagine there have been at least a couple of broken bottles and moments of her sitting outside a bar with black mascara whore tears running down her cheek.

That said, banning her from every bar? I’d be okay with that, but she’s actually pretty hittable (as seen in this cleavage shot in which she’s classily swigging from a bottle of vodka). You can’t punish hot chicks for things that make them easier to sleep with. Sure, you might end up with an ice pick in your thigh the second after you get off, but you knew that there was a crazy requirement when you got on this ride, bucko.

Woman becomes first person banned from EVERY pub and club in the country [Daily Mail]

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