I caught up on the Season 2 premiere of “Important Things with Demetri Martin” after really enjoying the show last season and, in my ongoing efforts to support those who actually entertain me, encourage you to check out this clip. In this sketch, we’re introduced to a sitcom-ish situation with Demetri Martin and some girl and their dog with hilarious tendencies, Bruce the Funny Dog.
I am firmly in the camp of Team Bruce in this one. Yes, life has its ups and downs, but what better to bring joy to the masses than a dog in silly costumes? I mean, when I die (probably a couple Tuesdays from now), I’m completely okay with a cute dog coming into my wake dressed like a Rastafarian. Just because I’m gone doesn’t mean that it stopped being funny. Ditto for how I love making corpses dance around by working them like they were oversized marionettes. I’d be a hypocrite if I didn’t allow it.
Important Things with Demetri Martin [Official site]









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