Burger King employee disarms and shoots would-be robber

Reminder to any would-be robbers out there: If you’re trying to get some quick sheckles, avoid hitting the local Burger King or you may end up like 22 year-old Jason Robinson. Robinson tried to rob a Burger King in Arkansas when the employee behind the counter grabbed his gun during a brief lapse in focus and ended up shooting Robinson in the leg.

Police in Pine Bluff, Arkansas say that Robinson approached the Burger King employee as she was counting money in the restaurant’s office late at night.

Robinson threatened to kill her if she didn’t give up the money. He briefly put his gun down to load the money up into a bag.

It was then that the employee grabbed the gun. Robinson and the worker started to wrestle and the worker shot him in the thigh. She then held Robinson in a headlock and called police, who brought Robinson to jail.

You may be surprised by this act of courage, but that’s just how they roll at Burger King. During training sessions, sometimes the King will pop up behind a prospect and threaten to slit their throat if they don’t give up their money. If the worker acquiesces or wets themselves, they’re fired on the spot. But if they disarm the King and take him down with a Judo throw, he knows they’re ready to serve for his cause. All I’m saying is don’t be surprised when the King ends up as our dictator after a coup staged by his army of minimum wage employees. There’s a world of secrets behind the lifeless, creepy mask.

Woman working at Pine Bluff, Ark., Burger King takes gun when robber puts it down, shoots him [KFSM Arkansas]

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