Bus stop moved in Hawaii due to homeless woman’s terrible smell
Chris Spags Before you jump in, yes the homeless are people who deserve fair treatment and not to be killed violently by Christian Bale in an alleyway etc etc. But this story of a bus stop having to be moved due to a smelly homeless woman is quite amusing.
A Honolulu bus stop had to be moved after an elderly homeless woman set up shop in the stop’s bus shelter, a place she’s called home for over a year.
The city opted to make the move after several riders complained about the woman’s pungent odor.
“It’s difficult to co-exist with someone like that,” a transportation official told ABC affiliate KITV.
According to commuters, several bus drivers tried to roust the homeless woman out of the bus shelter, but to no avail. But transportation officials say they have no legal recourse since the woman is on public property with access similar to any other citizen.
Any postscript I throw in here is just going to involve requests to kill the woman and/or throw her in jail, so let’s just skip that and ask this question: Would you provide oral sex to this astoundingly pungent homeless woman if it meant you could sleep with any 50 women in the world in perpetuity? So like, Tuesday you go, “Hmm, tonight feels like a Scarlett Johansson night” and WHAM she’s there in a maid’s outfit allowing you to skeet anywhere and everywhere. Thursday? Maybe you’re in the mood for Kate Upton and there she is with a bottle of tequila to steer her nerves for an uncomfortably long session of sodomy. Point being – whenever you want whenever and all you have to do is just go dumpster diving for 10 minutes.
That’s got to be a resounding yes, right? I mean I’ve taken some unpleasant trips to flavor country before so I know how miserable that can be, but there’s such a greater good here that it’d probably be worth it to get your face feel like you fell asleep in a charcoal pit filled with rotten trout.
Discuss!
Bus Stop Moved To Avoid Homeless Woman’s Smell [KITV]
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