“Butts arrested in Boob murder case” is the oddest news headline ever

Posted by Chris Spags on September 1st, 2010 at 4:04 pm

I’ve seen a lot of “wacky” news headlines in my years doing this. But I can’t think of anything that can top this headline on what should be a sad story about a murder. A CBS affiliate in Altoona, PA has posted this story about the wrapping up of a murder case and I think it’s safe to say this is the headline of the year.

boob murder Butts arrested in Boob murder case is the oddest news headline ever

We thought this was a practical joke at first. But no, it’s not.

That said, it’s not exactly a fun story for this silly headline. I’m just glad Andy Dick didn’t show up with a bag full of cocaine. The family’s been through enough shame via catchy headline.

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Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case [We Are Central PA]

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.