Cable guy shows up at woman’s house, masturbates in living room, doesn’t install cable
Chris Spags Porn always makes any in-home service industry job seem so glamorous with the sexy ladies expecting service and ease of casual sex. But cable guy Shane Wheatley learned things just don’t work that way.
Image courtesy of HDCableGuySex.com, a NSFW site dedicated to cable guy-based porn. Seriously.
The victim claims that Wheatley then began touching himself through his shorts, causing her to look away. When she turned back, she alleges that Wheatley was nude from the waist down, masturbating as he stared at her and smiled.
Wheatley denies the allegations and offered to take a polygraph test but police believe they have sufficient evidence to proceed with their case.
Wheatley is currently being held in custody and charged with “exposure of sexual organs.”
Sucks for this dude. Apparently you can’t just go into someone’s house in a professional capacity for a major company and just start stroking your junk. You’d think the “service with a smile” ethos would apply here, but apparently not. If you didn’t want cable guys smiling at you and jacking it, maybe you should go satellite. Cable: Yeah, We’re Totally Going to Stroke It in Your Apartment.
Cable installer charged with exposing himself in customer’s home [WWSB]
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