Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 knows its audience

Posted by Chris Spags on November 11th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

The new Call of Duty game, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, is expected to be one of the top selling games this holiday season. It has guns, helicopters, and adorable outfits…what more can a man want? But if you weren’t sold on the game before, you may very well be now based on this easter egg.

blowup 1 Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 knows its audience

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Since obviously none of our readers would know, that is a nude blow-up doll lying down in a bathtub. Really teaches you a lot about the horrors of war. I bet that doll was just having a nice relaxing bath, hoping to erase from her memory the loveless relationship she’s trapped in. How come her lover doesn’t ever ask her how her day was? Or bring her flowers? Maybe pop in a Grey’s Anatomy DVD? No, it’s just about sex. Sometimes a sex doll just needs to escape in her war-torn country and cozy up with ol’ Mr. Bubbles. But then to be found like this by a soldier, nude in a bathtub in a filthy bathtub, dead and unmoving as everything she knows changes around her. Well, that’s no way for a plastic sex doll to keep her dignity.

On the plus side, free sex doll!

[Geekologie]

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.