Car sex leads to German couple needing to be rescued from river
Chris Spags Who doesn’t enjoy the favorite pastime of having sex in the back of a car? But the next time you partake, you should be careful you’re not too close to a body of water, like this German couple who needed to be fished out of a river.
Police said the couple kept the car running to try to stay warm while indulging in a little auto-erotic penetration.
The problem arose when in the midst of fooling around, one of them hit the automatic shift, sending the car careening into the freezing river below.
Fortunately, the couple was rescued within minutes [ED. NOTE: Within minutes? So was there just someone nearby watching them who then was kind enough to call the cops? Helpful, but creepy.]. It’s unclear whether they were able to finish the deed or not.
My question: Do you keep the sex going as your car is going into a river? I mean I understand that lives are on the line and whatever, but there’s pretty little chance you’d be able to stop the car in time anyway. Is a life filled with blue balls really one worth living? I think it’d be worth the trade-off of living with the Snorks if you were able to get your rocks off in such a dangerous situation. That’d definitely be a five-paper-toweler.
German couple rescued from river after kinky car sex [Metro.co.uk]
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