Carrie Prejean and Larry King are probably not going to be pals

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carrie prejean is an idiot Carrie Prejean and Larry King are probably not going to be pals

Former Miss California Carrie “I’m Hot and Hate Gays So Somehow This Makes Me Socially Relevant” Prejean is on a tour to promote her new book and found herself on Larry King’s show last night. Larry King asked a fairly simple question of why she would settle her lawsuit with the pageant organizers when she was adamant about being in the right and regaining her crown. And Carrie reacted like the biggest C you could possibly imagine.

I should preface my points by saying this: Yes, I would bone Carrie Prejean. Hard. Why is that relevant, you ask? Because that is HER ONLY VALUE TO SOCIETY. It’s amazing to me that a girl like this whose career consists of putting on makeup, taping her boobs together, and competently walking can somehow claim some sort of credibility in any spectrum, let alone voice her political opinions as though they have any merit.

This is the problem in America. There are brilliant people who spend every day plugging away at issues, who know things and whose voices can’t be heard. But a girl who’s a basically a talking hot vagina can somehow have her ill informed, misguided opinions seen by millions of people and, possibly, influence more silly people with even less brain cells while intelligent people are basically shouting into a vacuum. It’s basically the worst part of dealing with an extremely hot girl in an industry like hers…no one has EVER told this girl that she should just shut up. Every man she’s ever spoken to puts up with her prattling because she’s attractive and he’d like to insert either A) genitals B) fingers or C) inanimate objects into one of her orifices. She’s not used to people challenging her because of that, and it shows.

Larry King is pretty much senile. Seriously, listen to this segment from Opie and Anthony of Larry King talking to Roseanne about the Internet. You’d be more likely to get flustered in an interview by an adorable bunny rabbit or Helen Keller than you would Larry King at this point in his career, yet he basically exposed Carrie Prejean for the privileged, overexposed dolt she is. So I hope this will be the last time we ever have to speak about this woman. Unless her sex tape comes out. In which case, fap away. That’s all she’s good for.

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