Chinese news explains the Tonight Show situation

Posted by Chris Spags on January 20th, 2010 at 10:34 am

We’ve been consciously avoiding a lot of the squabbles with the NBC/Conan O’Brien/Jay Leno situation because I think we’re all pretty aware of what’s going on from literally every news source on Earth. But just in case you need to get caught up, here’s a breakdown of the situation as presented through a Chinese news station’s extremely helpful CGI animations.

If an animation with Jay Leno turning into Superman and Conan O’Brien turning into the Incredible Hulk can’t inform you about a complex legal situation involving one of America’s most prominent companies, then I don’t know what can (perhaps other than stick figures wearing top hats).

When I die, I want this Chinese news agency to reenact my life with their advanced CGI tools. While my soulless eyes wouldn’t be able to adequately convey the ups and downs of my life, I’m pretty confident that they would churn out a story that would bring a tear to your eye. Simultaneously, they would, in death, show me truly as I lived my life: Poorly acted out with Chinese subtitles.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.