Cindy Margolis fakes her death on her reality show

I’m about as interested in anything on Fox Reality Channel as I am in the Bolivian tax system, but this is a pretty long way to go for a dating show: On the most recent episode of Cindy Margolis’s “Seducing Cindy,” producers decided they should test the men’s dedication to the lovely lady…by pretending she was seriously injured in a car crash.

The Seducing Cindy TV show’s producers created a scenario that made contestants watch an SUV, they believed Cindy was driving, crash and roll over five or six times. Then, when the men raced to the fake accident scene, they saw Cindy covered with fake blood being taken into an ambulance.

“It was cruel, it was mean,” Cindy says but the show needed to test the contestants’ true love for her. “It was so heart wrenching. We put them on an emotional rollercoaster.”

“One guy got so upset that he physically assaulted a camera guy,” Cindy says. Another one fainted.

The winner of this bizarre and cruel stunt found out that Cindy was indeed alive and well when he was taken into the ambulance to donate his kidney. Cindy turned around revealing “her sexy nurse costume.”

You can see video of the situation here. It’s hard to tell if these men are all idiots (probable) or if they knew and just don’t know how to act (highly probably) or perhaps a combination of both with a sprinkle of closeted homosexuality (ding ding ding).

Let’s say this is legitimate and these guys really have feelings for this woman beyond what I feel for her, which is “Hey, I saw your boobs in Playboy (NSFW). *motorboat noises*” So if their feelings are legitimate and they believed that she was near death and, because they’re idiots, believed that a car accident would lead to her needing a kidney…did she think appearing to the “winner” in a slutty nurse costume would actually make it better? That might be a fun party trick at a wake, but not within the hallowed grounds of reality TV.

Oh, and Radar also reports that Cindy bragged about having boned three guys on the show so far. So…that’s nice.

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Cindy Margolis’ New Show Pulls Cruelest Trick Ever On Reality TV [Radar Online]

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