College boys in Speedos and panty hose, with sex toys, invade K-Mart

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

When you’re in college, sometimes you need to blow off some steam from all the rigorous getting stoned and attempting to diddle a girl whose wardrobe consists entirely of sweatshirts with Greek letters on them. So when seven college kids went to Panama City for some fun, wackiness was expected. But perhaps not quite all of them dressing in lipstick, Speedos, panty hose, and wielding a double-donged sex toy.

One of seven visiting college students who pranked Kmart this weekend is sorry for parading around the store in costume and upsetting customers, he said Sunday.

He and six others, all men between the ages of 18 and 20, were warned they could be arrested Saturday after entering the store in costumes — including Speedos, women’s wear, at least one wizard’s outfit and a lifelike sex toy — and disturbing store patrons with their antics, according to the Bay County Sheriff’s Office.

“We weren’t thinking,” said 18-year-old Chris, who a store manager said was wearing a white dress, red panty hose and lipstick while brandishing a double-ended sex toy at the front of the store in the Saturday evening incident. “It was stupid,” he added. “I don’t know why we did it.”

This group was only here for the weekend, but they were here to have a good time on vacation.

I went to Panama City for Spring Break my freshman year of college and I’d say we also went to have a good time. I’m just glad we went when we did because apparently going now and chasing a good time means that you have to dress up like a lady with your male friends while swinging a double-dong dildo as though it were the Excalibur. Only instead of pulling it out of a rock, you’re pulling it out of two oiled up, hairy gentlemen named Carlos and Tomas. Sure, they seem awfully friendly given the circumstances, but it’s definitely a bit rude.

I’m most disappointed in the young men’s choice of location for this prank. Even if this were somehow “fun,” it just seems so disrespectful to do it somewhere as classy as K-Mart. Save that kind of horseplay for Caldor, kids.

Updated: Student sorry for Speedo, panty hose invasion [News Herald]

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