College protests are serious business

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Hipsters get a lot of crap, but for my money, college liberals are seriously the most annoying sector of young America we have. They believe in SO MANY THINGS and they want you to know about all of their worldliness that they picked up from their two weeks of taking HIST-203. Here’s an example of such a wonderful gal at the recent protests at UC-Davis over budget cuts.

I would listen to that girl. She’s built like Tillikum the killer whale and seems to have a similarly sunny disposition. All I know is that if I were UC-Davis, I’d get my ass over to her apartment with whatever budget changes she wants and a buttload of plankton.

What'd you think of this?

Cast My Vote

comment on this story

blog comments powered by Disqus