College protests are serious business

Posted by Chris Spags on March 9th, 2010 at 10:21 am

Hipsters get a lot of crap, but for my money, college liberals are seriously the most annoying sector of young America we have. They believe in SO MANY THINGS and they want you to know about all of their worldliness that they picked up from their two weeks of taking HIST-203. Here’s an example of such a wonderful gal at the recent protests at UC-Davis over budget cuts.

I would listen to that girl. She’s built like Tillikum the killer whale and seems to have a similarly sunny disposition. All I know is that if I were UC-Davis, I’d get my ass over to her apartment with whatever budget changes she wants and a buttload of plankton.

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