Complete and utter parking lot fail

This is either the best viral marketing for BMW you’ve ever seen or the most complete and utter breakdown of how to drive a car ever. I guarantee this is the most entertaining parking fail you’ve ever seen.

My favorite part of this video is how the car that runs over the other parked cars stops for a second, as if to contemplate what it’s just done. It’s like the Pixar movie Cars, only if Lightning McQueen had stabbed someone out of rage and wasn’t sure whether anyone was around to see it, so he had to slink away and hide his shameful secret for the rest of his car life. Which would have been a much more dramatic ending if kids weren’t such wusses.

BMW should really promote this video though. There’s no way that half the cars on the market could literally squish other cars and continue to function. Plus it’s pretty much every guy’s dream to drive a car like a monster truck, without all that cumbersome need for a 7 foot long, 200 pound jack.

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