Condom company asks women what things they’d never put in their vagina

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Irreverent condom company (because you definitely want a condom full of whimsy and wonder) Sir Richard has a new campaign asking women for rules on what they’ll never put in their vagina. It’s..uh..notable.

Did it have to be all people the women selected? Some other items immediately leap to mind for me:

-A slice of pizza
-Dull knives
-A rabid raccoon
-Stylish light fixtures
-Pokemon cards
-Worcestershire sauce
-Tapioca Pudding

I could go on. My point: This commercial is dumb and is probably setting back STD prevention decades. Secondary point: No one wants tapioca pudding in their orifices. Those two points.