Congratulations to Miss Homeless Belgium

Beauty pageants are so trite; Oh look, beautiful yet somewhat developmentally disabled women fighting for roses and some pederast singing to them. Thankfully, Belgium is spicing it up with their new pageant, Miss Homeless Belgium.

THESE pageant contestants aren’t used to the luxury of hot water or a hair dryer to help them look their best.

But they did have the motivation of winning a year’s free accommodation to spur them on during the Miss Homeless Belgium competition.

Ten women battled it out in the final over the weekend – which aimed to bring attention to the plight of the country’s homeless.

Contestants had to make it through all five parts of the pageant, including a talk where judges assessed their “will to get themselves out of a difficult situation.”

Therese Van Belle, 58, won the crown and will now be able to stay in a rent-free flat for a year

The saucy minx with the red hair and dog was named winner. Experts said her victory was a stunning upset over Crazy Lady Who Yells at You, Inexplicably Fat Homeless Woman, and the favorite, Teenage Drugged Out Whore Who Might Have Looked Decent If She Just Cleaned Up a Little, Kind of Like “She’s All That” But with 78 Percent More Meth.

[Daily Express via Buzzfeed]

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