Couple making porn to pay for their wedding

In a story that toes the line between inspirational and hilariously trashy, a British couple has revealed that they’ve been making porn films in order to finance a destination wedding next summer. The couple has raised about $2100 from three porn films and plan on shooting four more.

Unfortunately, not the bride in question.

Lisa Brand and Tommy Barnes have earned £1,300 from three X-rated movies and plan to make four more to raise cash for a beach ceremony in Cancun, Mexico, next June.

The pair, who have four children, have played a photographer and lingerie model who strip for a romp, and also appeared in a threesome.

“I have told my mum and most of my friends. They understand. It’s always been our dream to have a fairytale wedding.”

Tommy, 36, added at Macclesfield, Cheshire: “It’s our five minutes of fame – something to look back on when we’re older. It has brought us closer together.”

I purposely omitted the couple’s (non-pornographic) photo here for you guys because, well, it might ruin the story for you. You be the judge.

I think as far as making porn for money goes, this is a fairly touching story. They’re making films with each other to give themselves a nice memory and testament to their love. It’s literally about as sweet as someone bukkakeing the mother of his children while she’s dressed as a ditzy flight attendant could possibly be (unless you’ve been taking some of those jizz flavoring pills, I suppose). That said, the fact that you have four kids and are now finally getting married and financing by porn doesn’t necessarily bode well for your contributions to society. No one’s Nobel Peace Prize speech has even began with, “And it really all clicked for me the moment I found out that our unwed parents left us in our rooms and filmed themselves banging a hooker to fund their dream wedding.”

[The Sun]

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