Craigslist user seeking dental work for sex

It’s over, Internet. You’ve officially achieved your apex in squeezing dry every applicable use. When a Miami woman can go on Craigslist and proposition dentists for sex in the hopes of getting her mouth all prettied up, there’s no possible way you can top that.

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Personal Dentist needed (Miami Gardens)
Date: 2009-12-09, 9:47AM EST

Im a 25 year old college girl looking for a successful, licensed, (MALE) Dentist to be my personal guy. By personal, i mean you give me the dental work i need & i will definately repay you…if you know what i mean? so if your my guy & your interested, we can send eachother pics & work out an agreement.

My favorite part of the ad is how it was posted in “Creative Gigs,” a section typically for finding musicians or artists. I’ll tell you one place in which I don’t want someone to be creative…when they’re attempting to fix up my mouth. The last thing you need when you already have a busted grill is for someone to show a little artistic flair and leave your teeth looking like falling dominoes. The only art coming out of this deal is the dentist who agrees to it hopefully leaving her face looking like a Jackson Pollak painting.

Also, what self-respecting dentist would take this deal? I’d imagine you’d need to get the sexual favors first. I’m not sure I’d be so stoked to be getting a hummer from some snaggletoothed mess. You’d get more satisfaction out of dropping a phone book on your dong.

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