Crazy lady and the vacuum cleaner man are the best thing in local news

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

What’s the news story going on here? No clue. But it involves an eccentric woman talking about her t-ts and the vacuum cleaner man who’s seen them. Local news can never die, my friends.

Whatever happened to this vacuum cleaner guy, it can’t possibly be worse than having looked at this woman in any state of undress. She’s not so much a “butter face” as she is a “butter entire existence.”

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