Dane Cook ticket giveaway for November 5 in NYC

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Are you confident in your manliness enough to say, “Hey, Dane Cook is actually funny, no matter what the cool kids in skinny jeans try to tell me?” Or maybe want to impress your chick? Then Guyism has a giveaway for you. We’ve got two tickets for next Thursday, November 5th, with Dane Cook at Madison Square Garden and they can be yours.

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So, it’s simple…we just want someone who’s going to use these tickets for good, not evil. So leave a comment telling us why bringing a date to a huge Dane Cook show will get you laid. Or if you’re a girl, how it will help you put out. Be creative, be funny, try to avoid profanity. Just leave a comment so we feel loved.

Also, even if you’re not sold on Dane Cook (which you should be…despite some of the backlash and gimmickry, the man puts on an entertaining show), I think one of his openers is the hilarious Robert Kelly of Opie and Anthony and Tourgasm fame. Here he is vomiting. How could you not want to see that?

So leave your comment now…I’ll pick a winner by end of day next Tuesday, November 4th. Aaaaaand go.

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