VIDEO: The finest sex toy fight you’ll ever see

Posted by Chris Spags on July 23rd, 2010 at 11:54 am

So I don’t know how you guys feel about dildo fights, but when you see a fight between two guys in costume, one of whom is wielding a large sex toy sword, well, I pretty much have to post it. Imagine some sort of Chariots of Fire theme behind this if you need to, but stay tuned for one bad ass dildo knockout.

I would absolutely pay for a fighting game using this concept. I don’t care how crappy it is. I don’t get to knock people out with marital aids nearly often enough. Or get to yell “ass to ass” at them. Frankly, I have a lot of dildo-related regrets.

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