Dildo sets off bomb scare in, you guessed it, Florida

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

A woman received a suspicious package. This is technically a double entendre since it wasn’t a bomb but was instead just a big ol’ dildo.

suspicious package 285x214 Dildo sets off bomb scare in, you guessed it, Florida

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The unidentified woman called police to report an unknown manila envelope mailed to her at her Jensen Beach, Fla. house courtesy of the US Postal Service.

When a bomb tech from the Marin County Sheriff’s department arrived on the scene, he opened the package to find nothing inside but a “battery operated sex toy.”

The woman claimed that she did not order the item. The police report reveals that she believes it was sent by a woman who had a previous relationship with the recipient’s husband who has been harassing the both of them for the last year and a half.

Given the fatal attraction situation going on with her husband, I don’t blame this lady for spazzing out a bit. But the bomb squad? Maybe a bit much. Next time try not to look the dildo gift horse in the mouth, ma’am.

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