Disappointment in prostitutes ends in man being arrested

When buying a prostitute, you definitely want to get your money’s worth. Unfortunately, Missouri’s Ryan McNames didn’t get what he wanted from his ladies of the evening. And now he’s in jail.

Police reports say that 19-year-old McNames had picked up two ladies off the street and brought them to an undisclosed location.

McNames claims that he offered the two women $60 for one to show him her boobs while the other gave him oral sex.

After McNames paid them, one showed him her chest, but the other didn’t give him the oral sex he so craved.

McNames then went to police and told them about his conundrum, requesting that an officer retrieve at least $40 from the two prostitutes for an incomplete transaction. McNames allegedly also told the officer he knew what he did was illegal, but he does it all the time, so it was fine.

McNames was then arrested under suspicion of patronizing prostitution and released on a $500 bond.

The lesson? No two women, no matter how gross, will blow you and show you boobs for the price of NBA Jam on the Xbox 360. And that all prostitute complaints should not go to police, but rather the Better Business Blow Jobs and Blumpkins Bureau. Hopefully McNames understand that now.

Complaint about prostitutes lands man in jail [Columbia Tribune]

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