While you may admire his entrepreneurial nature, selling weed door to door wasn’t the best idea for Anthony Carrazco. Especially when he ended up making his sales pitch at a cop’s apartment.

Anthony Carrazco, 19, practically arrested himself after he was going door-to-door attempting to sell weed, but he knocked on the wrong door.
Police say Carrazco had a gun, marijuana and went up to a police officer’s front door and asked him if he wanted to buy some weed. They say Carrazco even had his own scale.
Police say the teen was drunk. He tried to sell the officer 3oz before the cop grabbed his badge and placed him under arrest.
The charges are serious, since he was selling by the [University of Texas at Brownsville] – a drug free and weapon free zone.
I don’t know what’s more impressive…the relative lack of foresight involved in going door to door with ounces of weed and a scale or that there’s somewhere in Texas that doesn’t allow weapons. Even at church in Texas there are metal detectors to make sure everyone has at least a 9mm before entering (women only have to carry a Derringer so that they don’t have to wear pants to store their gun in). It makes sense when you think about it though; never know when Jesus might resurrect with a thirst for brains.
[KGRV-TV]









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