
Sometimes on the Internet I’m just blown away by something I’ve seen. Today, there are two things. One is the pictures of that poor lady whose face got bit off by a chimp (for the love of God don’t look if you’re squeamish). The other is this: the Dr. Mario theme, animated, with lyrics. Bravo to the creator.
If nothing else, you have to admire the entrepreneurial nature of Mario. Never let anyone tell you that you can’t excel in numerous jobs despite a complete lack of training and/or a poor comprehension of english. Mario should serve as an inspiration. You think he knew anything about tennis or hockey or leaping over barrels? No! But he had a passion for the unknown and he made it work. So yes, Dr. Mario, I will allow you to treat me. And I will assume your endlessly probing fingers and calling my spleen “that squishy thing” don’t necessarily preclude you from healing me.
[Thanks Irfan for the tip!]









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