Drunk girl gets paid to take a taser to the neck

Colin Joliat Staff Writer

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Everyone loves drunk chicks. What’s better than that though? A drunk girl with huge figurative balls, that’s what.

Not only does this girl know how to drive a hard bargain, she also knows her good side. The video quality is too shitty to tell if she’s right or not, but she obviously wanted to take it on a particular side of her neck. My guess is she thought it would look like vampire teeth, and that would be super fun times. Credit to the guy for using the nurses’ shot technique of going early, and his adherence to Zombiland Rule #2 – Double Tap – was cute. Why just electrocute someone once when you can do it twice? I’d say he got his money’s worth.

I’ve never been hit with a taser. A) I’m too smart for that, and B) I don’t hang out with the sort of people that own shock sticks. I’m lucky that’s the case too because I would definitely volunteer myself once drunk enough.