Drunk girl’s pole dance ruins a wedding

At every wedding, there’s someone who gets sloppily drunk and finds themselves either the belle of the ball or the complete embarrassment. When you watch this video of a drunk girl and her feeble attempts at a pole dance, along with the complete disgust of everyone, well, you can probably do the math of what comes next.

There’s probably no more logical way to ruin a wedding than this. The drunk chick probably was jealous of the bride and thought, “How can I sabotage her special day without her ever being the wiser?” In which case, a very clever play by the lady in the red dress. Though I’d have just gone with the old time tested “Give the groom a handy” technique. Or just shove the little plastic people on the wedding cake into the first orifice you think of. They both involve more body fluids, which I appreciate, would ruin the day, and also don’t potentially kill all the wedding goers. Win-win.

[Buzzfeed]

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