Drunk girl’s pole dance ruins a wedding
Chris Spags 
At every wedding, there’s someone who gets sloppily drunk and finds themselves either the belle of the ball or the complete embarrassment. When you watch this video of a drunk girl and her feeble attempts at a pole dance, along with the complete disgust of everyone, well, you can probably do the math of what comes next.
There’s probably no more logical way to ruin a wedding than this. The drunk chick probably was jealous of the bride and thought, “How can I sabotage her special day without her ever being the wiser?” In which case, a very clever play by the lady in the red dress. Though I’d have just gone with the old time tested “Give the groom a handy” technique. Or just shove the little plastic people on the wedding cake into the first orifice you think of. They both involve more body fluids, which I appreciate, would ruin the day, and also don’t potentially kill all the wedding goers. Win-win.
[Buzzfeed]
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