Ebay Item of the Day: Booty Enhancement Spell
Shawn Norris
Break out your oils and candles because for only $8.95 you could have a certified Wiccan Witch cast a spell that will make your booty bigger. She’s been doing this for 20+ years, so she’s probably given away more junk in the trunk than a hoarder’s yard sale.
A Wiccan Witch named Amelia is selling booty enhancement spells on Ebay for less than $10 a pop.
Free shipping! But casting an address fetching spell is an extra $3.50.
Everybody knows that multiple castings make a spell more powerful. Did you really think this process was new to me? And all you have to do is sit there and triple cast your way to being Kim Kardasian. And you don’t even have to stop there becasue you can order up to 10. You’d go from string bean to PA DOW! in a matter of minutes.
“My spots are beginning to clear?” Was this lady working specifically with cheetahs for a few years? This booty spell seems a little suspect. That means I’m only going to buy 3 to start with… if this really works, I guess we can assume that Sir Mix-A-Lot will be back on top of the charts in no time.
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* Results may varry from booty to booty. If you start to look like Jeniffer Lopez in a fun house mirror consult your doctor as this may be a sign of a serious side effect. Amelia is not liable for any houses that may fall on you during process.
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