Facebook is the new STD information service

You may consider it a social faux pas to announce to the world that you have little bugs infesting your genitals. But welcome to Web 2.0, like this girl who took to Facebook to announce her little crabs.

It’s so brazen to announce that on Facebook. And her friends must be real champs too since no one’s like, “Hey, Canyoncrotch, how about you keep this limited to a phone call or text? If you want to do some social media, maybe a Facebook message or Twitter DM.” At the very least, be creative. Maybe just post a picture of a large crab then tag everyone who’s put an appendage into that cess pool you call a babymaker. Plus, since you’re probably not still sleeping with these people, it’s also fairly menacing. Win-win.

[thanks Cass for the tip!]

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