Farmville: Serious business on Facebook
Chris Spags I have to admit that there was a period in my life where my girlfriend coerced me into playing Farmville. We both abandoned it at about the same time realizing it might not be the best idea to spend a half hour a day clicking and tending to imaginary crops and cows like a jackass. But some people still love the game, like this girl who flipped out on her boyfriend on Facebook. Warning: Adult language is involved.
I think if your girlfriend responds to a joke you play on her in Farmville with this kind of reaction, it’s probably for the best if she breaks up with you. I don’t know about you guys, but her cooch would have to be covered in diamonds and offer me a well-funded 6-month CD at highly competitive rates every time I diddled her for that to be remotely worth the drama and effort required. There have been Jihadists who witnessed their wives making out with the mailman who’ve had more logical, well-reasoned responses.
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