Fat guy can’t get out of skate bowl

I don’t know how this story didn’t get a seven camera shoot from CNN since it’s arguably the greatest tragedy in years and it was actually real unlike a certain little kid and his fake balloon-related shenanigans. This is a fat teen and he can’t get out of a skate bowl in Spain.

That’s so traumatic that the kid can’t get out as about a hundred people gather and laugh at him. It could have been worse though. I mean, that’s hideously embarrassing, but at least he had people being patient and trying to help him. I’d have probably just laid a hamburger at the top of the ramp and hoped he’d somehow inspire himself. As the saying goes, “If you teach a fat man to fish, he’ll eat the whole ocean” or something similar yet less hurtful.

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