Fat politicians need extra love

Posted by Chris Spags on October 9th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

The NJ gubernatorial race between Chris Christie and Jon Corzine is getting dirty. And by dirty, I mean dirty because of how hungry Chris Christie is from spilling food from his many meals all over himself. Oh sorry, the propaganda has gotten me. Anyway, Corzine’s attack ads make fun of Christie being a fatty.

That’s pretty terrible to mock Christie for his weight. Just because a guy can’t run a block without falling over red-faced or because he can’t ride a bicycle without it bending in half like Bugs Bunny’s bicep when he flexes doesn’t mean that he can’t be a great politician. And I almost bought into you, Jon Corzine. Thank God that this animated amorphous blob of mashed potatoes came on Fox News to teach me a little something about tolerance.

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