Finally, a gentleman for women afraid to try Internet dating

Internet dating is pretty popular these days; what was once a place filled with trolls and undesirables has become relatively socially acceptable. But some women are still leery of dipping into the pool of online dating. Fortunately, there’s one brave man in Philadelphia willing to protect you from the “e-men” out there with his old fashioned, offline values. Here’s an ad he left posted around the Philadelphia area.

You may disagree with his methods, but he’s really hitting all the key notes that are important for a woman to like a man. He’s an important and powerful person, as evidenced by his shaking hands with President Obama twice. He’s creative, illustrated through his majestic 15 chords on the guitar. He’s financially well-off, as you’d notice as soon as you saw his big TV teeming with “blue rays.” And he knows how to make a woman feel beautiful, lavishing compliments upon them so long as they’re equipped with breasts that can double as bean bag chairs. And now, any woman who stops to read an ad on a telephone pole will know that. I see no way this couldn’t end well.

Internet Dates ? Seen on a pole right outside the Green Line at 43rd & Baltimore in west Philly. [Reddit]

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