Finally, you can play a video game with your own pee

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

First you had your Wii, then you got your Kinect. Now, in Japan, Sega is bringing motion controlled gaming to the next level since in the form of Toylets, a system you can FINALLY play games on with your urine.

toylets 309x201 Finally, you can play a video game with your own pee Toylets is the hot new urine-based game currently being tested across four different location in Tokyo through the end of January.

Each Toylet system comes with four mini-games:

-”Manneken Pis” is the most straightforward, calculating how much and how hard a player peed during his visit;
-”Graffiti Eraser” encourages users to use their urine to blast graffiti off a wall;
-”The North Wind and Her” has games attempting to lift a woman’s dress with powerful blasts of urine [ED. NOTE: Oh, Japan!];
-”Battle! Milk From Nose” is the only multiplayer (sort of) effort, pitting players against the previous user of the Toylets urinal to see who has the strongest flow. In this one, the gamers appear as sumo wrestlers who squirt milk from their noses to push the previous competitor out of the ring.

The games will be free for all to use, generating revenue instead from ads running between sessions. The company hopes that it’ll ensure more engagement from users and, thus, become a decent cash cow.

All I know is that I’ve been waiting YEARS for a chance to competitively pee on things. I’ve been forced to just practice in the mean time on hobos and girlfriends with very low senses of self-worth. Get this thing over here now, Sega.

Sega Brings Gaming to the Bathroom With Urine-Controlled Video Game [AOL News]
Sega Installs ‘Toylet’ Games in Japan’s Urinals [Wired UK]

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