What would you do if you found yourself in a porn scene in real life? Probably this

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Every man has dreamed of finding themselves in the middle of a porn scene at some point in their lives. But what would really happen if the opportunity for sex with a random presented itself to you? Probably something just like this.

The entendres are laid on so thick there that I can barely breathe. I’m just glad the scene didn’t take place in a bathroom otherwise this guy would have a perfectly viable reason why he didn’t want to get it in with her. Nothing kills a boner faster than the wafting scent of Taco Bell-induced toilet clogging dumps, no matter how beautiful a lady they may fly out of.

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