Fox News asks all the probing questions

It’s become very fashionable to beat on Fox News and act like anyone who watches it is a complete rube, but that seems like a harsh character judgment. But then you see a poll question like this asking “How often do you think about touching other people’s private parts?” on the channel and, well, suddenly it becomes hard to be open minded.

So…is there a right answer to this one? I mean, I’m not thinking about lifting up women on the train like bowling balls, but if you see the occasional foxy lady, I certainly wouldn’t be opposed to imagining private parts becoming public parts. When you combine that with my hidden lust for redheads, you could see why trips to Wendy’s were always very difficult and occasionally messy for me.

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